May 2013
44 posts
3 tags
nevershavethomas:
THE WORST PART OF A CONCERT IS WHEN ALL THE MUSICIANS COME DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE STAGE TO WAVE AND TAKE A BOW AND IT’S LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU’VE JUST HAD THE BEST 3 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE AND NOW IT’S OVER AND YOUR HEROES ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE AND GO TO THE NEXT STOP AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN BUT YOU HAVE TO GO BACK HOME AND PRETEND LIKE YOU DIDN’T JUST EXPERIENCE SOMETHING CLOSE TO...
lacigreen:
kanyewesticle:
MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
If Hogwarts Enabled Internet Access
amazing-quidditch:
wecameassickcunts:
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
vondell-swain:
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
neopets! OMG *corre a la pagina a alimentar a sus neopets*
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
the Doctor: *kisses Rory, a straight married guy who obviously has no romantic interest in the Doctor and doesn't want the kiss*
fandom: haha that's awesome and hilarious and look how progressive a man expressing friendship with another man with a kiss that's great and it's so funny when Rory doesn't like it.
the Doctor: *kisses Jenny, a gay married girl who obviously has no romantic interest in the Doctor and doesn't want the kiss*
fandom: that's so sketch and horrible and oppressive she doesn't want you kissing her gtfo Doctor and Moffat's obviously sexist even though he didn't write this episode.
sane part of fandom: ...do you people not see what you just did.
“Me siento casi alegre,
casi alegre como quien se cansa de estar triste”
– Fernando Pessoa. (via mejorteinvento)
pick-up-pieces-leave-dust-behind:
balderrask:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
had to.
rnemes:
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
the ir no lion in my room! i swear!
kill-natalie:
[violently watches every movie with favorite actor in it even if he’s only in it for fifteen seconds and has no speaking roles]
April 2013
72 posts
